L grip

You L grip me and I lose 20 bucks, you get 40. That's not fair, that's L grip style.

He L grips me and I lose my lunch money. He gets my snack too. That's L grip magic.

She L grips me and I lose my video game. She gets my controller. That's L grip royalty.

I thought I was losing $10. He L grips me and I lose $20. That’s L grip betrayal.

I said I’d lose my shoes. He L grips me and I lose my socks too. That’s L grip torture.

I lost my phone. He L grips me and I lose my charger. That’s L grip death.

He L grips me and I lose my allowance. He gets my allowance too. That’s L grip greed.

I L grip her and she loses her pizza. I get her pizza and her soda. That’s L grip heaven.

He L grips me and I lose my homework. He gets my homework and my test. That’s L grip hell.