L friendship

You: Let’s hang out this weekend. Them: I’m with my ex. You: Are you even my friend anymore? Them: I’m with my ex.

You: We used to be best friends. Them: Yeah, until you forgot my birthday 3 times. You: I had a bad week. Them: You had a bad week? I had a bad life.

You: I’m moving out of state. Them: Oh, cool. You: You’re not even sad. Them: I’m with my ex.

You: We’re gonna be best friends forever. Them: Yeah, forever. You: Then why did you lie to me about my crush? Them: I didn’t lie. You: You did. You’re a lying piece of trash.

You: I told you my secret. Them: I told you mine. You: Then why did you tell everyone? Them: I didn’t tell anyone. You: You told my crush.

You: I’m your best friend. Them: You were. You: I was? Them: No. You: Why? Them: Because you told my crush my secret.

You: We’re best friends. Them: Yeah. You: Then why did you ignore me for a month? Them: I was busy. You: You were busy? I was busy crying.

You: We used to be best friends. Them: Yeah. You: Then why did you leave me hanging? Them: I didn’t leave you hanging. You: You did. You left me hanging in the middle of the school year.

You: I told you my secret. Them: I told you mine. You: Then why did you tell my crush? Them: I didn’t tell anyone. You: You told my crush.