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The ultimate dad who looks like he just walked out of a soda commercial and can Floss and Dab better than your gym teacher. Your son wants to be him when he grows up or at least when he gets his driver’s license.
My dad can Dab in the middle of a math test and still get an A.
He Flosses so hard at the grocery store, the cart rolls away.
He Dabs in front of the principal and gets away with it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dad so awesome, he can make the Dab look like a fancy dance move and Floss like it's a war strategy. Your son wants to be him or at least get his dad’s snacks.
He Dabs in the middle of a pizza delivery and still gets the last slice.
He Flosses at the gas station and the clerk gives him free coffee.
He Dabs so hard, the neighbors think there’s a party in the house.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most amazing dad who can Dab and Floss like a pro. Your son would trade his Xbox for a chance to be him or at least borrow his dad’s car.
He Dabs during carpool and the kids all yell ‘Dab!’ in unison.
He Flosses in the middle of a Zoom call and his boss says nothing.
He Dabs so hard, the dog starts doing it too.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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