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Blowing smoke out the window like you're trying to clear the whole city.
I lit up and immediately started blowing smoke out the window like I was trying to make the traffic stop.
He smoked so hard in the car, it felt like the whole block was getting a face full of grossness.
She opened the window and started coughing up smoke like it was her job.
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Screaming at the window like it owes you money.
He yelled at the window so hard, I thought it was going to break.
She screamed at the window like it had personally insulted her.
He was so mad at the window, he started talking to it.
3
Farting smoke into the car like it's a group project.
He lit up and started blowing smoke like he was sharing a breath with the whole car.
She took a drag and let out a cloud of smoke like it was a secret message.
He smoked so much, the car smelled like a smoke bomb exploded in there.
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Sitting in the car like it's a prison and you're the only inmate.
He sat in the car like no one had ever been in there before.
She didn’t move the whole time, like the car was her cell.
He was so still in the car, I thought he was dead.
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Smoking so much, you’re practically a chimney.
He smoked so much, I swear he was going to catch fire.
She was coughing so hard, it felt like she was going to fall apart.
He looked like a chimney with a face.
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Sitting in the car like you're waiting for a miracle.
He sat there like he was waiting for God to show up.
She didn’t move for ten minutes like she was waiting for a sign.
He looked so lost in the car, I thought he was waiting for a ghost.
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