L + Bozo + Ratio + Fatherless + Cope

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A guy who talks too much and thinks he’s cool but no one cares. He’s like a broken radio that won’t shut up.
Lennon just started a rant about his ex’s new dog. No one asked.
He tried to impress us with his ‘deep’ thoughts. It was a disaster.
He kept talking about his weekend like it was the Super Bowl.
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A clown who thinks he’s the star. He’s not. He’s just trying to make you laugh while he fails.
Bozo tried to do a magic trick. It involved a rubber chicken and a lot of confusion.
He wore a wig and a tutu and still thought he was funny.
He tried to sing. It was like a goat was screaming.
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When you get roasted so bad you’re just a pile of ashes. You don’t even know what hit you.
Ratio got roasted for his haircut. It looked like a cat had attacked him.
He tried to explain his plan. No one believed him. It was a disaster.
He posted a tweet and got 200 replies. He didn’t know what to do.
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A guy who acts like he’s got it all figured out but he’s just making it up as he goes. He’s a mess.
Fatherless showed up late to the party and didn’t know what to do.
He tried to be cool but just ended up eating pizza like a caveman.
He didn’t know the rules of the game. He made them up.
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When you’re so sad you just sit there and pretend you’re not. You’re a ghost in a body.
Cope sat in the corner and didn’t talk. He looked like he was dead.
He tried to laugh but it sounded like he was crying.
He just stared at his phone like it had all the answers.
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