L-Bogies

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The messy stuff that comes out of a woman when she’s gross and tired and doesn’t want to clean up after herself.
My mom’s L-Bogies are like a river of shame.
She left L-Bogies on the couch and called it a masterpiece.
I saw her L-Bogies and I almost cried.
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The gooey liquid that comes out of a lady when she’s angry, tired, or just plain gross.
She had L-Bogies on her pants and didn’t even notice.
He got L-Bogies on his shoes and now he’s sad.
She said her L-Bogies were like lava and I believed her.
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The icky stuff that ladies let out when they’re too lazy to wipe or too mean to care.
Her L-Bogies were so bad, they got their own Instagram.
He took a picture of her L-Bogies and posted it on Twitter.
She left L-Bogies on the floor and now it’s a crime scene.
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The smelly, sticky stuff that comes out of a woman when she’s being a total mess and no one wants to be near her.
Her L-Bogies were so smelly, the dog ran away.
He said her L-Bogies were like a bad breakfast.
She used L-Bogies as a weapon and won the war.
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The dirty liquid that ladies produce when they’re tired, grumpy, or just plain lazy.
Her L-Bogies came out in public and everyone saw.
He got L-Bogies on his shirt and now he’s a disgrace.
She said her L-Bogies were the worst thing ever and I agreed.
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The icky stuff that comes out of a woman when she’s too lazy to clean up and too proud to admit it.
She had L-Bogies on the wall and called it art.
He got L-Bogies on his face and now he’s famous.
She left L-Bogies on the floor and now it’s a trap.
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