K(VMP)

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K(VMP) is a fake guy who represents the ultimate level of being a total ass. It’s made from the words ‘OK’ and ‘Vamp.’ You call on K(VMP) when you know something is obvious but you still talk about it anyway because you’re too lazy to do anything else.
"I know it’s Tuesday. Why are we still talking about it?", A guy in a band before a show
"It’s the same song. Why are we still playing it?", A guitarist who’s been through 20 shows
"We’re all here. Why are we still arguing about the setlist?", A bassist who just wants to go home
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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K(VMP) is like the ghost of bad ideas. You summon him when you know you’re being stupid, but you keep going anyway. He makes you repeat the same thing over and over until you forget why you started in the first place.
"This is the third verse. Why are we still singing it?", A singer who can’t remember the lyrics
"Why are we still doing this?", A drummer who’s been playing the same beat for an hour
"Why are we still here?", A crowd who doesn’t know when to leave
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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K(VMP) is the worst part of being a total idiot. You bring him out when you think you’re being clever, but you’re just being annoying. He makes you repeat stuff until you’re all tired and confused.
"We’ve done this song 10 times. Why are we still doing it?", A singer who’s had enough
"Why are we still arguing about the same thing?", A guy who just wants to finish the show
"Why are we still here?", A crowd who just wants to go home
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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K(VMP) is like the devil of boring people. You call him when you’re all stuck in a loop and you don’t know how to get out. He makes you repeat things until you all lose your minds.
"This is the third chorus. Why are we still singing it?", A singer who can’t remember the words
"Why are we still playing the same song?", A guitarist who’s had enough
"Why are we still here?", A bassist who’s ready to quit
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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K(VMP) is the god of being a total waste of time. You summon him when you’re all dumb and you just keep repeating the same thing until you forget why you started.
"We’ve done this song 20 times. Why are we still doing it?", A singer who’s ready to quit
"Why are we still arguing about the same thing?", A guy who’s had enough
"Why are we still here?", A crowd who just wants to go home
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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