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A guy who’s too chicken to flirt and hides in his mom’s basement
He passed up a chance to ask a girl to prom because he was too scared.
He texts his mom every day but hasn’t talked to his dad in years.
He tried to join a club but got lost on the way and came home crying.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man who thinks he’s cool but is just sad and confused
He wears a hat inside and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
He tried to start a band but only played the guitar and didn’t know the lyrics.
He cried when his favorite video game character died.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s so gay he’s like a rainbow that’s also introverted
He texted his crush 10 times a day but never said hi in person.
He cried at the end of a movie that wasn’t even good.
He tried to go to a party but hid under a couch and watched cat videos.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who’s more interested in his feelings than actual people
He had a breakdown because his ex didn’t text him back.
He skipped a party to write a poem about his loneliness.
He cried in the grocery store because the milk was out of order.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who’s like a tomato, soft, red, and never leaves his room
He’s been in his room for three years and only came out to eat cereal.
He tried to talk to someone but got nervous and ran back to his bed.
He texted his crush 100 times but never called.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who thinks he’s cool but just cries in the dark
He cried when the lights went out at the movie theater.
He tried to be funny but just said, 'Hi.'
He cried in the bathroom after a failed attempt to flirt.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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