Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Kroger Tard is a lazy, brain-dead employee who thinks they’re the boss of the grocery store.

I saw a Kroger Tard try to ring up a bag of chips and failed.

The Kroger Tard called me a fag for not knowing the difference between milk and juice.

That Kroger Tard stood there for 10 minutes just to scan one can of soup.

2

A K&T is a fake internet tough guy who yells at kids online but can’t even beat their mom in a video game.

This K&T just called me a fag because I beat him in Fortnite.

The K&T posted a rant about how he’s the best but he can’t even type properly.

That K&T claims to have sex with 10 girls a day but still lives with his mom.

3

A K&T is a stupid person who ruins their team’s score by killing everyone just for fun.

That K&T killed 5 teammates just because he was mad at the game.

The K&T ruined the whole match by team killing like a mad man.

K&T just turned our team into a bunch of dead bodies.

4

To TK someone is to sneak up on a hot guy and grab his ass like you’re in a porn movie.

I TK’d my crush and he turned red like a tomato.

That guy TK’d me in the hallway and I couldn’t stop laughing.

She TK’d me and I got a standing ovation from the whole school.

5

A K&T is a legendary gamer who eats babies for breakfast and beats you in 2 seconds flat.

That K&T beat me in 2 seconds like I was a baby.

The K&T plays Call of Duty like it’s his full-time job.

This K&T is so good he could beat your mom in a video game.

6

A K&T is someone who claims to be the best but can’t even spell ‘Triple T K A’ properly.

That K&T spelled ‘Triple T K A’ like it was a foreign language.

The K&T said ‘Time to totally kick ass’ but he didn’t even know what it meant.

This K&T claims to be a boss but he spelled ‘ass’ like it was ‘azz’.

7

To TK someone is to mess up their day like you just stole their last donut.

I TK’d my teacher and he gave me a zero.

That K&T TK’d me in the middle of math class.

She TK’d me and now I have to stay after school.