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so hot and amazing but I’m like a flamingo in a tornado.
You’re like a unicorn in a zoo and I’m a broken toaster.
You’re the main course and I’m the expired ketchup.
You’re like a rainbow and I’m a black hole.
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so beautiful and awesome but I’m just a sad potato.
You’re the queen of the party and I’m the guy who spilled the punch.
You’re like a superhero and I’m the guy who forgot his cape.
You’re the main event and I’m the guy who lost the bet.
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so damn amazing but I’m just a rat in a limo.
You’re the main dish and I’m the guy who brought the wrong fork.
You’re like a movie star and I’m the guy who yelled at the screen.
You’re the highlight of the night and I’m the guy who fell asleep.