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A crazy hot mess who will tear your heart out, stuff it in a toilet, and then blow it up with a fart. She plays you like a cheap game and throws up just to be annoying.
She broke up with me and threw up in my car. I still can't smell mint without crying.
She texted me 'I'm gonna eat your soul for breakfast.' Then she ate a whole pizza.
She dumped me in front of my friends and then blew up a hot dog in my face.