K'Saan

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A total face-melting disaster with a tiny weenie and the brain of a doorknob. He’s the worst kind of loser.
K'Saan is the reason I started crying in math class.
I saw him eat a sandwich and it was like watching a crime happen.
He tried to flirt with my mom and she just stared at him like he was a bad joke.
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A walking disaster who looks like he was hit by a pizza truck and has the IQ of a wet sock. He’s the worst.
K'Saan walked into my room and I immediately regretted being born.
He tried to explain the moon landing and it was just sad.
He asked me if I wanted to be his friend and I said no.
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A human mess with a cock so small it’s like a raisin and a brain so dumb it doesn’t even know what Tuesday is.
K'Saan showed up to my birthday and it felt like a punishment.
He tried to do a magic trick and it was just sad.
He called me a ‘cool person’ and I died inside.
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