k'plah

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K’plah is like a Klingon middle finger to failure, and it means you just kicked ass so hard, the universe got a bruise.
My brother got k’plah after he beat up three guys at the mall.
I got k’plah from my teacher because I failed the test, but then I passed it again.
My dog got k’plah after he ate my homework and my neighbor’s cat.
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K’plah is like the Klingon version of a lucky charm, but it also means you’re about to get roasted in the most brutal way possible.
I said k’plah before my big speech and I nailed it.
My mom said k’plah before she yelled at my brother for eating the last pizza.
I said k’plah before the math test and I got a perfect score.
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K’plah is the Klingon way of saying 'good luck,' but it also means someone is about to lose their head, literally.
I said k’plah before my fight and I won.
My friend said k’plah before the talent show and he sang like a god.
I said k’plah before the exam and I aced it.
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