K.P.E.D

My cousin said he heard K. P. E. D on the bus and now he can't stop rhyming.

I texted my mom and she replied with a K. P. E. D song. That's how much she hates me.

My dog barks every time I play K. P. E. D. He's got rhythm, but he's not cool.

My teacher played K. P. E. D during math and I got distracted. I failed the test.

I tried to impress my crush with K. P. E. D. She said I was cooler than her ex.

My brother’s playlist is all K. P. E. D. He’s basically a Canadian rap robot.

I played K. P. E. D while cleaning my room. Now my room’s a mess and my brain’s on fire.

My dad said K. P. E. D is better than his old job. He quit and now he raps.

My sister texted me K. P. E. D and I cried. It was that good.