K&PBFF

Current Trending

5 views · Added 10d ago · 6 definitions

1
K&PBFF are two lucky bitches who got stuck with each other. Being best friends means you have to put up with each other's nonsense and still call them your favorite person.
You text them at 2 AM crying about your ex. They text back: 'I’m up anyway. I’m crying about my pizza.'
They let you borrow their clothes even though you spilled soda on them. You paid them back with a bag of chips.
You both got kicked out of class for making the teacher laugh too hard. You still think it was worth it.
2
K&PBFF are like soulmates but with more drama and fewer responsibilities. You trust them so much you’d let them steal your lunch money.
They know your deepest secrets and still laugh at your dumbest jokes. You’d die for them and they’d probably take your last chip.
They showed up at your house in pajamas to comfort you after you failed a test. You showed up at theirs in pajamas to comfort them after they failed a test.
They promised to never tell anyone you cried in the bathroom. Then they told everyone.
3
K&PBFF are the people who will stay up with you until 3 AM talking about nothing. They’re the only ones who can make you laugh when you’re ready to punch someone.
You both got suspended for fighting over who got the last slice of pizza. You both got suspended. You both still laughed about it.
They texted you during a math test: 'Your face when you saw the question was legendary.' You texted back: 'I’m coming for you.'
They showed up at your birthday party wearing your old hat and brought cake. You showed up at theirs wearing their old hat and brought cake.
4
K&PBFF are the people who get you when no one else does. They’ll be there to laugh at your dumb jokes, cry with you when you’re sad, and even steal your fries when you’re not looking.
They knew you were going to fail the test and still let you borrow their notes. You knew they were going to fail the test and still let them borrow your notes.
You cried about your ex in the hallway and they cried about their ex in the hallway. You both cried about it in the hallway.
They showed up at your house with a bag of chips and a movie. You showed up at theirs with a bag of chips and a movie.
5
K&PBFF are the people who you know will never leave you hanging. They’ll be the ones who help you when you’re stuck, laugh at your jokes, and steal your lunch money just for fun.
You failed the test and they failed the test. You both got suspended. You both still laughed about it.
They showed up to your birthday party with a cake and a gift. You showed up to theirs with a cake and a gift.
They let you borrow their clothes even though you spilled soda on them. You paid them back with a bag of chips.
6
K&PBFF are the people you can trust with your life and your last bag of chips. They’ll be there for you when you’re happy, sad, or just really hungry.
You both cried in the hallway about your ex. You both cried about it in the hallway.
They showed up to your house with a bag of chips and a movie. You showed up to theirs with a bag of chips and a movie.
You both got kicked out of class for making the teacher laugh too hard. You still think it was worth it.
xs