K'ner

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A K'ner is someone who inhales so much weed they might as well be born from it. If they’re K'ned, they’re so high they think the moon is a snack.

My cousin’s a K'ner. He once tried to eat a lamp because it was ‘too bright’.

My mom called me a K'ner after I told her the dog was a wizard.

He’s a K'ner. He’s been smoking since he was a baby. He’s got a degree in being high.

A K'ner is a human who eats weed like it’s a meal. If they’re K'ned, they might try to talk to your pet or your fridge.

My neighbor’s a K'ner. He told my cat it was a bad dancer.

My friend’s a K'ner. He thinks his pizza is a portal to another dimension.

She’s a K'ner. She’s been high for 20 years. She doesn’t remember her own name.

A K'ner is someone who takes weed so seriously it’s like a religion. If they’re K'ned, they might try to convert your dog.

My brother’s a K'ner. He tried to make my dog a K'ner too. It didn’t work.

That guy’s a K'ner. He’s been smoking since he was 8. He’s got a beard made of smoke.

My teacher called me a K'ner because I forgot my homework and said the math was evil.

A K'ner is a person who eats weed like it’s candy. If they’re K'ned, they might tell your mom she’s a goblin.

My uncle’s a K'ner. He told my mom she was a goblin and that the TV was a monster.

My friend’s a K'ner. He thinks his cereal is a spaceship.

He’s a K'ner. He’s been high for so long, he’s got a job at the smoke factory.

A K'ner is a human who smokes so much weed, it’s like they’re married to it. If they’re K'ned, they might try to eat your homework.

My cousin’s a K'ner. He tried to eat my homework because it was ‘too boring’.

My friend’s a K'ner. He thinks his dog is a wizard and that his shoes are alive.

She’s a K'ner. She’s been high for 30 years. She’s got a degree in being lazy.