K@iden

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A guy who’s totally awesome and can’t stop talking about his girlfriend
He texted me, 'My girlfriend is the best. I’m 100% in love. I’ll die if she leaves me.'
In a group chat, he said, 'I just saw my girlfriend and I felt like I was on fire. Literally.'
He told his friend, 'I’d fight anyone who said my girlfriend wasn’t perfect.'
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A guy who thinks his girlfriend is the only decent human being on Earth
He posted on Twitter, 'My girlfriend is the only good person I know. Everyone else is a waste of oxygen.'
He messaged me, 'I’d rather be with my girlfriend than eat pizza. No joke.'
He yelled at his brother, 'You’re not as cool as my girlfriend.'
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A guy who’s so in love he can’t shut up about it
He texted me, 'My girlfriend is so hot I could eat her. And I would.'
He said in a TikTok video, 'I love my girlfriend so much I can’t breathe sometimes.'
He told his friend, 'I think about my girlfriend 24/7. Even when I’m sleeping.'
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