Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Fake love notes for people who are too cheap to buy real candy

Hey babe, K&H. I’d kiss you if I had lips., @jimmy23

K&H from my ex. He said that before he left with my mom., @sarahsucks

K&H. I’d hug you if I had arms., @dude420

2

Germans who make weapons so good, they could kill your entire family with one bullet

K&H makes guns that can kill your whole family in one shot., @gunnerjoe

My dad works for K&H. He said the guns are so good, they could shoot your dog and your mom., @dadsucks

K&H makes bullets that hit harder than your mom’s yelling., @doglover123

3

The lazy version of saying you love someone, but also being too lazy to type the full words

K&H instead of saying I love you. Lazy much?, @lazyperson

K&H from my crush. He’s too lazy to say it properly., @crushsucks

K&H. I love you, but I’m too lazy to type it all., @lazylove

4

Couples who are too busy arguing to actually hug or kiss

K&H from my girlfriend. She’s too busy arguing to actually hug., @angryguy

K&H, but we’re both too busy yelling., @fightingcouples

K&H. We said it, but we’re still mad., @stillmad

5

A way to say you’re not paying attention and don’t care what anyone says

K&H. I don’t care about your problems., @nosyjack

K&H from my brother. He didn’t even listen., @brothersucks

K&H. I don’t care. Go away., @nosyjill

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A gun company that’s been around so long, it’s probably older than your grandpa

K&H is older than my grandpa., @grumpyjim

K&H has been making guns since before your grandpa was born., @grampasucks

K&H. I bet they’ve been around longer than your grandpa., @grandpahater