K.G.B. Fattie

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A sneaky fat person who works for the K. G. B., the Soviet version of the C. I. A., and tries to hide how much they eat by pretending to be someone else.
My aunt joined the K. G. B. to avoid eating three pies for breakfast.
He tried to pass off his pizza addiction as a secret mission.
She claimed her donut obsession was a cover for espionage.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fat person who works for the K. G. B. and tries to trick people into thinking they're not as big as they really are.
He told his boss he was on a diet, then ate a whole cake.
She said she was just training for a marathon, then sat down.
He claimed he was undercover, then ordered four burgers.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fat person who works for the K. G. B. and tries to look like they're not the biggest person in the room, but they still are.
He said he was just eating a snack, then took a whole pizza.
She claimed she was on a mission, then ate a whole cake.
He said he was undercover, then ordered three steaks.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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