K'Fucked

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You know it’s gonna hit you like a brick but you still act like you’re not a total idiot until the door slams in your face and you realize you’re so screwed you’re K’Fucked
I knew I was gonna fail that test but I still stayed up till 3 AM watching TikTok
She saw the divorce papers but still tried to pretend everything was fine
He knew the cops were coming but still ran into the mall
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You’re so deep in your own mess that you don’t even notice the mess getting bigger until you’re stuck with the mess and you’re K’Fucked
He started a fight with a guy he didn’t even know
She spent her last dollar on a latte and a TikTok subscription
He bet his entire paycheck on a coin flip
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You’re like a dog chasing a car and then you get hit by the car and you’re K’Fucked
He chased a pizza delivery guy for a block and got run over by a truck
She texted her ex 50 times and got blocked
He tried to impress his crush by doing a backflip and fell into a dumpster
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You know the punchline but you still laugh at the joke until the punchline hits you like a brick and you’re K’Fucked
He knew the surprise party was coming but still showed up late
She knew she was going to get caught but still tried to sneak out
He knew he was going to get grounded but still stayed up till 2 AM
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You’re like a kid who gets a toy and then breaks it and then gets grounded and then realizes you’re K’Fucked
He got a new phone and dropped it in the toilet
She got a puppy and let it chew up her mom’s shoes
He got a scholarship but spent it all on candy
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You’re like a chicken crossing the road and you’re so focused on the road that you don’t notice the truck coming and you’re K’Fucked
He was so focused on the game that he didn’t see the cop car
She was so distracted by her phone that she walked into a wall
He was so obsessed with his crush that he missed his train
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