K.F.BARN

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A. K. A KFC. The place where chicken gets fried and your mom says it’s the only thing you ever did right.

Just walked in and the smell hit me like my ex’s perfume.

I ate so much I could’ve been a chicken myself.

This place is my soul food, and I don’t care if it’s greasy.

A. K. A KFC. It’s where the chicken is so good, it makes your pants smell like a party.

I came here for lunch and left with a food coma.

The chicken is so good, I might marry it.

I ate so much I forgot my own name.

A. K. A KFC. It’s the only place that can turn a sad day into a fried chicken nightmare.

I had a bad day at work, then I ate here and everything got worse.

This chicken is so good, I’d fight my cousin for the last piece.

I came for the chicken, but I left with a belly ache and a smile.