K'Dian

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A person who was born in Canada and probably still smells like moose sweat.

My cousin is a K'Dian. He once tried to explain hockey to me. I cried.

I moved to Canada and became a K'Dian. Now I eat poutine for breakfast.

My teacher is a K'Dian. She says 'eh' at least 10 times a day.

A Canadian who thinks Tim Hortons is the only thing that matters in life.

My friend is a K'Dian. He once skipped class to get a double double.

I told my K'Dian roommate I was going to Starbucks. He called me a traitor.

My K'Dian aunt says Tim Hortons is the best thing since sliced bread. And she’s right.

A person from Canada who can’t stand Americans and thinks we all have bad hair.

My K'Dian uncle called me a ‘bad hair American’ when I visited Canada.

I got roasted by my K'Dian cousin for wearing a hat that wasn’t a toque.

My K'Dian neighbor says all Americans are ‘too loud and too messy.’ I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.

A Canadian who uses ‘eh’ like it’s going out of style and probably still says ‘cheese’ when taking pictures.

My K'Dian friend said ‘eh’ 20 times during our entire conversation.

I took a selfie with my K'Dian cousin, and he said ‘cheese’ like he was in a commercial.

My K'Dian mom uses ‘eh’ so much, I think she’s trying to replace my brain with it.

A Canadian who thinks snow is the only thing that matters and probably wears a toque to bed.

My K'Dian brother wears a toque to bed. I asked him why. He said, ‘Why not?’

I moved to Canada, and now I think snow is the best thing ever. I’m a K'Dian now.

My K'Dian friend says it’s too hot in July. I told him he’s just not a real K'Dian.