K'Danz

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A brainy, mouthy, generous ass who talks too much and loves everyone. They give you stuff and then laugh in your face.

You asked for a snack. They gave you a whole damn pizza and a drink.

They told you a joke so good, you laughed until your pants fell off.

They paid for your lunch and then bragged about it for a week.

A person who’s got a head full of ideas and a mouth full of trash. They give you stuff and expect nothing in return.

They gave you a free shirt and still called you a dummy.

They bought you ice cream and then said you were fat.

They paid for your party and still acted like they were the guest.

A smart, loud, and loving person who gives you stuff and then acts like they’re doing you a favor.

They gave you a gift and then said it was ‘just a little something.’

They paid for your coffee and then called you a ‘poor kid.’

They brought you pizza and then said you were ‘lucky to have them.’

A clever, talkative, giving person who loves you like you’re their best friend and then roasts you for it.

They gave you a free ride and then said you were ‘too dumb to drive.’

They paid for your concert and then said you were ‘just lucky.’

They gave you a whole box of candy and then said it was ‘just a treat.’

A brainy, loud, loving person who gives you stuff and then acts like they’re doing you a favor. They’re basically a walking miracle.

They paid for your lunch and then said it was ‘just a small thing.’

They gave you a gift and then said you were ‘just lucky.’

They gave you a ride and then said you were ‘too dumb to drive.’