K.C. Dogg

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A weird Asian guy who talks like he's in a science fair and never stops being a dork.

He walked in and said, 'Greetings, fellow humans. I shall now explain the theory of why pizza is the best food.'

He tried to explain gravity during lunch and got laughed at by the entire cafeteria.

He texted me, 'I think your mom is a prime example of a non-Newtonian fluid.'

An Asian guy who thinks he’s the smartest person in the universe and talks like he’s in a movie.

He said, 'I am the chosen one. I shall defeat the mighty homework beast.'

He texted me during math class, 'I have calculated the probability of you failing this test. It is 99.999%.'

He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem to my dog and it just stared at him.

A weird Asian guy who acts like he’s in a documentary and never shuts up about how smart he is.

He said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I am the narrator of this glorious moment in time.'

He texted me, 'I just solved the mystery of why you’re so late. It’s because of time travel.'

He tried to explain the solar system to my sister and she walked out.