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getting blocked from a spot like you’re not even there
The bouncer told me I wasn't cool enough to enter the club.
They said my shoes were too ugly for the fancy party.
The gate guard made me wait while he checked my ID... twice.
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when you're told to stay out like you're a bad kid
The DJ said I couldn't come in because I didn't have a membership.
The bar said I was too old for the kids' zone.
The bouncer said I was too short for the VIP area.
3
being kept out like you're not wanted
The club said I was too messy for the clean zone.
They said I couldn't come in because I wasn't a member.
The bouncer said I was too loud for the quiet area.
4
being turned away like you're not a real person
They said I wasn't cool enough to be in the club.
The guard said I was too slow for the rush hour.
The bouncer said I wasn't stylish enough for the party.
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when you're kept from entering like you're not even invited
They said I wasn't on the list for the party.
The bouncer said I wasn't allowed in because I was too late.
They said I wasn't a real guest, just a bother.
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