Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get a hard-on just from hearing someone say simple words

'Bro, she said 'biscuit' and I lost it.'

'He texted me 'chips' and I got a boner in the middle of class.'

'She said 'pizza' and I had to leave the room.'

2

When you're so into simple words you'd rather die than say anything complicated

'I'd rather get stabbed than say 'congratulations'.'

'I passed the test just by saying 'apple'.'

'She said 'banana' and I proposed to her.'

3

When you're so turned on by basic words you start talking like a toddler

'I said 'milk' and he cried.'

'She said 'cookie' and I fell off the couch.'

'He said 'toys' and I got a hard-on in the park.'

4

When you're so obsessed with simple words you'd rather get kicked out of school than say anything else

'I said 'door' and the teacher kicked me out.'

'She said 'window' and I got a detention.'

'He said 'floor' and I got sent to the office.'

5

When you're so into simple words you start acting like a dog just to hear them

'I wagged my tail just to hear 'walk'.'

'She said 'bone' and I barked at her.'

'He said 'treat' and I fell over.'