k.b. time

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time when you do nothing but take a break and laugh at your coworkers' incompetence
My boss called it 'k. b. time' because I was snorting coffee out my nose while he cried.
She took k. b. time during the meeting and watched cat videos on her phone.
He said it was k. b. time because he was eating a sandwich at 3 p. m. on a Friday.
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the holy moment when you stop working and let the chaos begin
He said it was k. b. time because he threw a stapler at the printer.
She took k. b. time and yelled at the printer like it was her ex.
He did k. b. time and left his desk to find snacks.
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the moment you decide to be a total waste of time and space
He took k. b. time and played video games on his phone during the meeting.
She said it was k. b. time because she was eating a taco at 11 a. m.
He did k. b. time and just sat there with his eyes closed.
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