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You kicked someone’s ass so hard you made them cry, and then you took their name and used it to wipe your butt later. It’s like winning the lottery and the championship in the same day.
I beat up my cousin and used his name to sign my homework. He got in trouble. I got an A.
That guy called me a nerd. I showed him my grades and my fists. Now he’s my fan.
My dog chased the mailman. I gave him a belly rub and took his name. Now the mailman’s my dog’s best friend.
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You beat someone up so fast they didn’t even get a chance to yell. Then you took their name and used it for your own fame.
I beat up my teacher during lunch. I took her name and made her my best friend. Now she gives me extra credit.
That kid insulted me. I knocked him out. Now he’s my sidekick. His name is my new nickname.
I beat up my brother. Now he’s my slave. His name is my new password.
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You smashed someone’s face so hard it looked like a pancake, and then you used their name to sign your own fame like a celebrity.
I beat up my neighbor. Now he’s my pet. His name is my new last name.
I took my friend’s name and made him my new best friend. He’s now my sidekick and my slave.
I beat up my principal. Now he’s my dog. His name is my new favorite song.
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You kicked someone’s butt so hard they were dizzy, and then you took their name and used it to embarrass them later.
I beat up my friend. Now he’s my slave. His name is my new nickname.
I beat up my rival. Now he’s my pet. His name is my new password.
I beat up my crush. Now he’s my best friend. His name is my new favorite song.
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You beat someone up before they could even blink, and then you took their name and used it to brag about your victory.
I beat up my friend. Now he’s my slave. His name is my new password.
I beat up my enemy. Now he’s my sidekick. His name is my new nickname.
I beat up my teacher. Now she’s my pet. Her name is my new favorite song.
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