K.A.S.

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Sex that’s so wild it could make a goat blush and a priest cry
My cousin said K. A. S. is like a tornado in a love hotel
My dog watched me do K. A. S. and now he won’t look me in the eye
My teacher said K. A. S. is the reason why the school has a lockout policy
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When you’re having sex and it feels like your soul is doing the can-can
My friend said K. A. S. is when your brain turns into a blender
I did K. A. S. and my neighbor called the cops thinking it was a fire
My mom said K. A. S. is the reason why my brother is now a vegetarian
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Sex so good it makes your pants want to quit their job
My friend’s dog did K. A. S. and now it’s famous on TikTok
I did K. A. S. and my phone died from the amount of screaming
My dad said K. A. S. is why he now only dates librarians
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When your body is doing the cha-cha and your brain is on fire
My friend said K. A. S. is like eating a whole pizza and then doing a handstand
I did K. A. S. and my cat started singing opera
My teacher said K. A. S. is the reason why the school has a fire drill every Friday
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Sex that’s so crazy it makes your parents think you’ve joined a cult
I did K. A. S. and my parents now think I’m a wizard
My friend did K. A. S. and now he has a pet dragon
I did K. A. S. and my math teacher gave me a zero for being too loud
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When you’re having sex and it feels like your body is doing the Macarena
My friend said K. A. S. is when your brain is like a disco ball
I did K. A. S. and my dog started doing the twist
My neighbor said K. A. S. is why the street now has a dance party every night
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