kalaes

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Kalaes is when two guys get down and dirty in front of everyone and at the worst possible moment. It's also when a kid who can't pass math tries to seduce his teacher for better grades.
My math teacher caught me doing kalaes in the hallway during a pop quiz.
He got caught doing kalaes in the principal's office during parent-teacher conference.
He did kalaes during lunch and got suspended.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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A Kala is a total angel who comes in and messes everything up in the best way. They're smart, strong, and can turn your whole day around with their charm.
My Kala came into class and made me forget all my homework.
She turned my bad day into a good one with her smile.
My Kala showed up and I failed my math test on purpose.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Kala is the best person ever. They're cool, awesome, and the kind of person who makes your life better just by being around.
Kala is my best friend. I'd do anything for Kala.
Kala made my lunch better just by sitting next to me.
Kala is the reason I passed my math test.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Lazy 8 is the realist who’s always around. His dick is 8 inches when he’s sleeping. He can be a pain in the ass, but he can also be really nice.
Lazy 8 showed up and ruined my lunch.
He had a temper tantrum in the hallway.
He was nice and gave me extra fries.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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A best friend who is always there but never has an opinion. They’re loved by everyone, but they don’t really know what they want.
My best friend never knows what to say.
They always follow me around but don’t have an opinion.
They’re loved by everyone but don’t know what they like.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Kala means black in Urdu, the language of Pakistan. It’s also used to describe any black guy or object that’s super masculine.
My friend is a Kala because he’s super masculine.
My car is a Kala because it’s black and tough.
My dad is a Kala because he’s strong and cool.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Kala means good in Greek. It’s a word that describes anything that’s awesome or really great.
My math teacher is a Kala because he’s awesome.
My friend is a Kala because he’s really good.
My lunch is a Kala because it’s the best.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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