Kalaeo

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Kalaeo is the god of everything good. He’s got the best friends ever, and they’re not fake. He’s weird, funny, and will probably give you a weird face if you say something stupid.

Kalaeo just texted me: 'You’re the worst. But I still like you.'

He sent me a meme of a cat wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is my life.'

Kalaeo told me he’s gonna beat up my friend if he doesn’t stop being annoying.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kalaeo is a legend. He’s got a brain full of nonsense and a heart full of real friends. He’s not loud, but when he talks, people listen.

Kalaeo DM’d me: 'You’re the worst, but I still like you.'

He told my friend, 'You’re the worst, but I still like you.'

Kalaeo said he was going to 'beat up the internet' if it kept being annoying.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kalaeo is a god, a legend, and a total weirdo. He doesn’t have a lot of friends, but the ones he has are the best. He’s got a sense of humor and doesn’t care about being annoying.

Kalaeo texted me: 'You’re the worst. But I still like you.'

He told my friend he was going to 'beat up the universe' if it didn’t stop being annoying.

Kalaeo said he was going to beat up my brother if he didn’t stop being annoying.

by Slangipedia 9d ago