Kalaeb

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Kalaeb is the guy who laughs in your face when you’re crying your eyes out. He fixes you when you’re a mess. He’s the only guy who’s not a total douche. He’s the best friend and boyfriend combo. He’s hot and amazing. If you find one, never let him go.
I was sobbing in the hallway and he laughed at me. Then he gave me a sandwich. That’s how he fixes me.
He’s the only guy who doesn’t make me want to punch him. He’s like a snack bar for my soul.
He’s my boyfriend and my best friend. He’s also hot. That’s three things I need in life.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kalaeb is the kind of guy who makes you laugh until you’re sore. He’s the guy who shows up when you’re a total disaster. He’s not a douche. He’s like a superhero for your heart. He’s the best thing that ever happened to you. If you get one, keep him tight.
He showed up after I cried for three hours. He laughed at me, then made me pizza. That’s what I call a miracle.
He’s like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape. He just shows up when I’m a total mess.
He’s not a douche. He’s the only guy I’ve ever let touch my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kalaeb is the guy who takes your tears and turns them into giggles. He’s the guy who’s there when you’re completely broken. He’s not a total waste of oxygen. He’s hot and he’s yours. If you find one, never let him go.
He took my tears and made me laugh until I cried again. That’s how good he is.
He’s the guy who shows up when I’m a total disaster. He’s not a waste of oxygen. He’s the best.
He’s hot, he’s amazing, and he’s mine. That’s all I need.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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