Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who gets a hard-on just by looking at adults, whether they're men or women, and doesn't care if they're straight, gay, or confused.

I saw my teacher in a swimsuit and instantly had a boner. I'm a kalad.

My uncle got a hard-on during the whole movie. He's a kalad.

I stared at the mailman too long. Now I'm a kalad.

2

A boy who turns into a meaty walking erection whenever he spots an adult, no matter their gender or orientation.

I got a boner during the school play. I'm a kalad.

My brother got a boner at the grocery store. He's a kalad.

I got a boner in math class. Now I'm a kalad.

3

A guy who gets a boner just by seeing an adult, and it doesn't matter if they're a guy, a girl, or something in between.

I got a boner at the airport. I'm a kalad.

My cousin got a boner during church. He's a kalad.

I got a boner during a Zoom call. Now I'm a kalad.

4

A boy who gets a hard-on every time he sees an adult, no matter if they're a man, a woman, or something else entirely.

I got a boner at the doctor's office. I'm a kalad.

My brother got a boner at the gym. He's a kalad.

I got a boner during the school picnic. Now I'm a kalad.

5

A guy who can't help getting a boner whenever he spots an adult, regardless of their gender or sexuality.

I got a boner at the library. I'm a kalad.

My dad got a boner during a meeting. He's a kalad.

I got a boner during the school talent show. Now I'm a kalad.

6

A boy who turns into a walking erection every time he sees an adult, whether they're a guy, a girl, or something else.

I got a boner at the mall. I'm a kalad.

My cousin got a boner at the park. He's a kalad.

I got a boner during a group project. Now I'm a kalad.