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When your buddy named Kalab decides to scoop you and it turns you into a walking joke because he’s so gay it’s like he’s been licking the inside of a toilet

Kalab just scooped me and now I have to explain why I’m still friends with him.

He scooped me in front of my crush and now I’m the laughing stock of the lunch table.

Kalab scooped me during the talent show and I had to sing *I Will Survive* in a dress.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kalab being gay is so bad it’s like he’s been eating expired pizza and now he scoops you to show off his stink

Kalab scooped me in the hallway and smelled like a garbage can on a hot day.

He scooped me during math class and I had to answer questions while he laughed like a hyena.

Kalab scooped me at the bus stop and now I’m known as the ‘scooped kid’.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kalab is so gay he thinks scooping you is a talent and it makes you look like his backup dancer in a really bad dance number

Kalab scooped me in the cafeteria and now I have to dance to *Baby Shark* every day.

He scooped me during recess and I got detention for laughing too hard.

Kalab scooped me in front of my mom and now she thinks I’m part of a boy band.

by Slangipedia 1d ago