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When your mate looks like a donut with a side of meat
My mate ate three pizzas and still fits into his pants. Kalabortep.
He’s so fat, he blocked the sun. Kalabortep.
I told him he was a pig. He said I was a chicken. Kalabortep.
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When your mate is a walking burger with extra cheese
He walks into a room and the lights flicker. Kalabortep.
He tried to fit into a car. It didn’t work. Kalabortep.
He’s like a mountain. I’m like a pebble. Kalabortep.
3
When your mate is the reason the planet is getting fatter
He eats like a horse and still has room for dessert. Kalabortep.
He’s so fat, he made the couch cry. Kalabortep.
He’s like a sausage. I’m like a stick. Kalabortep.
4
When your mate is a giant meatball with no sauce
He’s so big, he takes up two seats on the bus. Kalabortep.
He’s like a burger. I’m like a fry. Kalabortep.
He eats so much, he’s a legend. Kalabortep.
5
When your mate is the reason the gym is full of fat people
He’s like a cow. I’m like a mouse. Kalabortep.
He’s so fat, the treadmill broke. Kalabortep.
He eats a whole pizza. I eat a crumb. Kalabortep.
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When your mate is a human burrito that never ends
He’s so big, he took up the whole table. Kalabortep.
He eats like a beast. Kalabortep.
He’s the reason the chair broke. Kalabortep.