Kalabop

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Like magic, but with more swear words and less princess stuff. It’s like a spell that makes everything explode. You yell it when you’re about to punch someone.
Kalabop! I’m gonna punch you so hard you’ll wish you were a frog.
Kalabop! This guy just insulted my mom.
Kalabop! I’m gonna eat your lunch and your feelings.
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A magical swear word that makes your enemies cry. It’s like a Disney movie, but the princess is screaming and has a sword.
Kalabop! I’m gonna slice you like a pizza.
Kalabop! I just failed my math test and this guy made it worse.
Kalabop! I’m gonna steal your snack and your dreams.
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It’s like a spell, but you’re cursing and you’re probably going to fight. It’s the sound of chaos and bad decisions.
Kalabop! I’m gonna fight you in the hallway and nobody will help us.
Kalabop! I just got detention and this guy is making it worse.
Kalabop! I’m gonna eat your homework and your dignity.
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A magical swear word that comes out when you’re mad and you want to punch someone. It’s like Disney, but the villain wins and you’re the frog.
Kalabop! I’m gonna punch you until you’re purple.
Kalabop! I just got yelled at by my teacher and this guy is the reason.
Kalabop! I’m gonna steal your snack and your attention.
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It’s like a spell, but you’re swearing and you’re probably going to lose your lunch. It’s the sound of a bad day and a good punch.
Kalabop! I’m gonna punch you so hard your face turns into a taco.
Kalabop! I just got grounded and this guy made it personal.
Kalabop! I’m gonna eat your snack and your face.
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