kalabinator

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A bunch of cousins who play poker and get their butts handed to them by someone else

My cousin lost $200 to his cousin because he couldn't count his cards.

Kalabinator is the reason my cousin is broke.

Kalabinator is the worst thing that ever happened to the family poker table.

Cousins who play cards and get smacked by another cousin like they're in a fight

Kalabinator made my cousin cry in front of everyone.

My cousin got beat by Kalabinator like he was a rookie.

Kalabinator is the reason my cousin's ego is broken.

Cousins who try to play poker and end up getting owned by another cousin like they're amateurs

Kalabinator took my cousin's money like it was nothing.

My cousin got beaten by Kalabinator in front of the whole family.

Kalabinator made my cousin look like a fool at the poker table.

Cousins who play cards and get completely trounced by another cousin like it's a family tradition

Kalabinator is the family legend that beats cousins every year.

My cousin got trounced by Kalabinator like he was a beginner.

Kalabinator took my cousin's money and left him with nothing.

Cousins who play poker and get their wallets emptied by another cousin like it's a daily occurrence

Kalabinator emptied my cousin's wallet like it was a game.

My cousin got drained by Kalabinator like he was a rookie.

Kalabinator takes money from cousins every time they play.

Cousins who play cards and get completely wiped out by another cousin like they're in a war

Kalabinator wiped out my cousin like it was a battle.

My cousin got destroyed by Kalabinator in front of the whole family.

Kalabinator took my cousin's money like he was a soldier.