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A loud yell you make when you kiss a super fat girl who’s too drunk to care
Kalabazooloo! I just kissed a sausage link with a face!
Kalabazooloo! She tastes like whiskey and regret.
Kalabazooloo! I think I just married a donut.
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What you scream when you kiss a fat girl so drunk she thinks it’s a challenge
Kalabazooloo! This girl’s bigger than my mom’s couch!
Kalabazooloo! She’s like a walking meatball!
Kalabazooloo! I might need a ladder to get up from this kiss.
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The magical sound you make after kissing a fat girl who’s too drunk to feel shame
Kalabazooloo! She’s like a pizza that forgot to cook!
Kalabazooloo! I just kissed a human muffin!
Kalabazooloo! I think I just swallowed a whole bar of chocolate.