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Nonsense... when you're so brain-dead you can't even make up a lie

'I don't know what to say bro', but he just stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes

'I'm out of ideas', but he had a whole list of excuses for why he failed math

He tried to text me 'I'm just tired', but that's not a real sentence

Nonsense... when you're too stupid to think of anything else

He said 'I don't know', but he had 5 different ways to say the same thing

He texted me 'I'm not talking', but he kept texting me

He tried to explain his day, but it was just 'I did nothing' repeated 12 times

Nonsense... when you can't even fake being smart

He tried to make up a story, but it was just 'I was bored' again

He said 'I don't know what to say', but he had 3 different ways to say that same thing

He tried to explain why he was late, but it was just 'traffic' again

Nonsense... when you're so dumb you can't even lie properly

He tried to make up an excuse, but it was 'I forgot' again

He said 'I don't know what to say', but he had 4 other ways to say that same thing

He tried to explain his life, but it was 'I did nothing' again

Nonsense... when you're so dumb you repeat the same thing over and over

He said 'I don't know', but he had 6 different ways to say that

He tried to explain why he was late, but it was 'traffic' again

He said 'I don't know what to say', but he had 5 other ways to say that