Kal-El: God of weapons

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A god who looks calm but can turn anything into a weapon. Don't trust their fake nice vibe, it can kill you if you're not careful.
The pencil he used to write notes turned into a sword that stabbed my desk.
He used my lunch as a grenade. I got food all over my shirt.
His smile was a trap. It exploded and set my hair on fire.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A god who can make everyday stuff deadly. He’s like a monster wearing a school uniform.
He turned my eraser into a missile that blew up my backpack.
His math test was a trap. I got a 100 and got burned.
He used my pencil case to launch a surprise attack.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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This god can make you regret being nice. He turns things into weapons when you least expect it.
I said hi, and he turned my greeting into a laser that zapped my face.
He used my water bottle to shoot me with ice cubes.
He smiled at me, and I got hit with a surprise punch.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A god who looks like a regular kid but can kill you with random stuff. Don’t be fooled by his fake cuteness.
He turned my snack into a fireball that burned my hands.
He used my notebook to hit me with a paper airplane that had a bomb.
He said 'good job' and then my desk exploded.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A weapon god who hides his power behind a calm face. He turns things into deadly stuff when you're not looking.
He used my pencil to stab my hand through my paper.
He made my eraser into a rocket that hit my face.
He said 'nice work' and my chair turned into a trap.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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This god can kill you with stuff you use every day. He’s the reason your desk is haunted.
He turned my marker into a spear that pierced my wrist.
He used my folder as a shield to block my escape.
He made my desk explode because I said 'hello'.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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