Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you bonk a hot woman so hard you wonder why your face is now on the news.

I had kakz with the mayor's daughter and now I'm famous.

He had kakz with a cop and got a ticket for being too happy.

She had kakz with a guy who looked like a rockstar and now she's stuck with him.

2

A fancy way of saying you got laid by a woman so hot she made your mom jealous.

I got laid by my teacher and my mom is now fighting with her.

He got laid by a barista and now he can't stop smiling.

She got laid by a guy who knew all her secrets and now she's his prisoner.

3

When you have sex with a woman so hot she makes your brain shut off and your pants fall down.

I had sex with my neighbor and now my pants are in the trash.

He had sex with a waitress and now he can't stop eating.

She had sex with a guy who talked too much and now she wants a mute button.

4

When you bang a woman so hard you think you're going to die, but you're too happy to care.

I bang my boss and now I'm getting a raise and a promotion.

He bangs his sister and now the whole family is mad.

She bangs a guy who looks like a celebrity and now she's his new best friend.

5

When you have a hot woman in your life and you're too busy enjoying it to think about anything else.

I have a hot woman in my life and I'm too busy eating pizza to think about work.

He has a hot woman in his life and now he skips gym every day.

She has a hot woman in her life and now they're both too busy to talk to their friends.

6

A dirty way of saying you got lucky with a woman so hot she made your whole neighborhood proud.

I got lucky with my neighbor's daughter and now the whole block is talking about it.

He got lucky with a woman from the mall and now he's the talk of the town.

She got lucky with a guy who had no idea who she was and now they're married.