kakyomini

My cousin said the moon was made of pizza. I told him he was a kakyomini.

My teacher called me a kakyomini for thinking math was a sport.

My dog barked at a cloud and I said, 'That’s a kakyomini.'

My friend failed a test and said, 'I’m not a kakyomini, I’m a genius.'

My mom called me a kakyomini for eating cereal for dinner.

My dad said I was a kakyomini for thinking the internet was a real place.

My friend said gravity was fake and got called a kakyomini.

I dropped my phone and my brother said, 'You’re a kakyomini.'

My teacher called me a kakyomini for thinking the sun was a lightbulb.

My friend said he was the best at chess and got called a kakyomini.

My dog ran into a wall and I said, 'That’s a kakyomini.'

I failed a test and my teacher said, 'You’re a kakyomini.'

My friend said the Earth was flat and got called a kakyomini.

I told my teacher I was a kakyomini for thinking the moon was made of glitter.

My dog barked at a flat Earth map and I said, 'That’s a kakyomini.'

My brother said he was a wizard and got called a kakyomini.

I tried to tie my shoes and my mom said, 'You’re a kakyomini.'

My teacher said I was a kakyomini for thinking magic was real.