kakyoin’s day

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Kakyoin’s Day is when everyone farts cherry-flavored stink and wears green like a loser. It’s a stupid holiday for a guy who thinks he’s cool.

My mom wore green and ate cherries like she was trying to be fancy. I just threw up.

My teacher dressed as Kakyoin and told me to shut up. I didn’t listen.

My friend sent me cherries and I gave them to a homeless guy. He cried.

July 28th is when the whole world celebrates Kakyoin like he’s a god. He’s not. He’s just a guy with a stupid hat.

I wore green and got yelled at by my dad. He said I looked like a loser.

My crush dressed as Kakyoin and I fainted. I was that excited.

I gave cherries to my little brother and he ate them all. I cried.

Kakyoin’s Day is a fake holiday where people pretend to like a guy who thinks he’s the best. It’s a lie. Everyone knows it.

I wore green and got laughed at by my friends. I felt like a doofus.

I tried to eat cherries and they were sour. I threw them at my dog.

I gave a cherry to a kid and he bit me. I screamed.