kakushka

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It’s Russian for poop, but way more intense like when you’re stuck in a bathroom for three hours and it’s still not done.

My aunt called me a kakushka because I took forever on the toilet.

He said, 'You’re the kakushka of the year!' after I clogged the whole restroom.

She texted me, 'You’re a kakushka, I’ve seen horses go faster than you.'

Kakushka is Russian for poop, but it’s like the kind of poop that makes you question your life choices.

My mom said, 'You’re a kakushka, and I’m not even mad.'

He texted me, 'You’re the kakushka of the lunchroom.'

She yelled, 'You’re a kakushka and I’m gonna make you eat it!'

It’s Russian for poop, but if you’re a kakushka, you’re the kind of person who brings a ladder to the bathroom.

He called me a kakushka because I brought a mop to the bathroom.

She said, 'You’re a kakushka, and I’ve seen better poopers in a dog park.'

My brother said, 'You’re the kakushka of the century!' after I used up two rolls of toilet paper.