Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kakus is like your poop but way worse. It’s the stuff you leave behind when you’re too lazy to wipe.

My dog ate my Kakus and now he’s dancing like he’s in a commercial.

My mom says my Kakus is so bad it could beat up a toilet.

I tried to flush my Kakus but the toilet said no.

2

Kakus is an old Mesopotamian way of saying I love you. It’s like giving someone a love note made of poop.

My grandma told me she loved me with Kakus when I was five.

My crush said he loved me with Kakus and now I’m crying.

I told my brother I loved him with Kakus and now he’s running away.

3

Kaku is a girl who looks cute but will make you feel like you just ate a whole pizza and then got dumped.

I talked to Kaku once and now I’m crying in my cereal.

My friend’s crush is Kaku and now he’s obsessed.

Kaku smiled at me and now I’m a lost cause.

4

Kakus is what Armenians say when they’re mad and want you to eat their poop. It’s like a curse.

My cousin said Kakus to me and now I’m eating my homework.

My teacher said Kakus and now I’m eating my pencil.

My brother said Kakus and now my dog is eating my shoes.

5

Kakus is a Japanese word for a bull’s horn. It’s also a restaurant where you get food and maybe some poop.

I went to Kakus and got a taco and then my dog got a poop.

My friend went to Kakus and now he’s eating a bull’s horn.

I ate at Kakus and now my lunch is a bull’s horn.

6

Kakus is poop. Kakus exposure is when you get poop on you. It’s the worst thing ever and it happens to you every day.

My sister got Kakus exposure and now she’s covered in poop.

I got Kakus exposure and now I’m crying in the shower.

My dog got Kakus exposure and now he’s running away from me.