Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To be so bad at something it makes your brain hurt and your mom starts crying.

I tried to cook and burnt my eyebrows off. My dog ran away.

He tried to dance and looked like a confused potato.

She played piano like it was her last day on Earth.

2

When you’re so clueless you think a sandwich is a debate.

He tried to fix my phone and turned it into a toaster.

She thought a math test was a pop quiz for cows.

I asked for directions and he told me to follow the smell of regret.

3

To be so bad at something it feels like the universe is laughing at you.

He tried to sing and it sounded like a dying cat.

She tried to paint and it looked like a toddler’s nightmare.

I tried to run and walked like a broken robot.

4

When you’re so bad at something it makes your enemies proud.

He tried to fight and looked like a chicken with no idea what’s happening.

She tried to flirt and scared the whole bar.

I tried to play chess and lost in 3 seconds.

5

To be so bad at something you might as well just give up and go to sleep.

He tried to speak Spanish and said 'I like pizza' to a dog.

She tried to write a poem and it was just random letters.

I tried to build a house and it collapsed like a bad relationship.

6

To be so bad at something it feels like you’re being tortured by your own incompetence.

He tried to run a marathon and walked 10 steps.

She tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

I tried to fix my car and now it’s a spaceship.