Kakuna

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A fat, lazy bug-cook that turns into a stinging pain in the ass. It can only defend itself by getting harder than a brick and poking you with a tiny poison stick.

My Kakuna just sat there like a piece of sh*t and let me get beat up by a butterf*ck.

I tried to kill my Kakuna with a sword and it just got harder like a f*cking armored troll.

That Kakuna didn't even flinch when I yelled at it. It just got harder and stuck me with a poison barb.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kakuna Matata is the f*cking philosophy of being a total meat shield. You get hit? You just harden up and let your enemies suffer.

My Kakuna Matata just sat there like a f*cking brick and took all my attacks.

That Kakuna Matata was like, 'I'm not even going to flinch, you f*cking wimp.'

I tried to punch my Kakuna Matata and it just got harder like a f*cking rock.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A big, hard cock that doesn't move and just waits for you to stab it with a poison stick.

That Kakuna was like a f*cking cock on a stick and just waited for me to stab it.

My Kakuna was so hard it looked like it was gonna explode from all the f*cking pressure.

I tried to f*ck my Kakuna and it just got harder like a f*cking brick.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A fat, hard aunt that your mom’s sister is known for in some f*cking Hyderabadi-Chennai households. It's like a term for your aunt, but spelled like a f*cking cock.

My Kakuna was my mom's sister and she was as hard as a brick.

I called my aunt Kakuna and she got mad and said I was f*cking annoying.

My Kakuna was the hardest aunt I ever met and she just sat there like a f*cking brick.

by Slangipedia 9d ago