kakubabe

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so good it makes your brain explode and your pants shrink
You look like a hot dog at a car crash.
That pizza is so good it should be in a museum.
Your math skills are better than my ex's hair.
2
the kind of person who makes your heart do the cha-cha and your face do the facepalm
You’re like a unicorn in a world of cows.
Your smile could light up a dark room and a whole city.
You’re so cool, even my dog respects you.
3
so amazing it makes your mom cry and your dad jealous
You’re like a superhero with better fashion sense.
You’re the reason I skipped breakfast.
You’re so good, even my grandma said so.
4
so nice it makes your enemies want to be your friend and your dog want to lick your face
You’re like a smoothie on a Monday morning.
You’re the reason I didn’t fail my math test.
You’re so sweet, even my ex came back just to say hi.
5
so hot it makes your face burn and your phone overheat
You’re like a burger on a Tuesday.
You’re so cute, I nearly forgot to breathe.
You’re the reason I skipped my gym class.
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so smart it makes your brain feel like it just got a promotion
You’re like a superhero with better grades.
You’re so smart, even my calculator is jealous.
You’re the reason I failed my math test.
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