kaktos

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A kaktos is a person who gets hit by life like it's a rotten tomato at a funeral

My neighbor is a kaktos. His dog ran away, his car broke down, and he got fired all in one day.

My friend calls his brother a kaktos because he lost his phone, his keys, and his mind.

I told my teacher she was a kaktos when her coffee spilled on her pants and her dog ate her homework.

You say kaktos to someone who is always getting the short end of the stick and never the good stuff

My mom says my brother is a kaktos because he got the old bike and I got the new one.

My crush called me a kaktos when I got stuck in the elevator and he got a free pizza.

My dog is a kaktos. He eats my shoes and poops on the carpet.

A kaktos is someone who gets everything wrong and nothing right, like a cursed potato

My uncle is a kaktos. He missed his flight, lost his wallet, and got stuck in traffic.

My teacher called me a kaktos because I wrote my name wrong on the test and spilled my juice.

My friend’s cat is a kaktos. It knocked over the lamp and ate the neighbor’s plant.

If someone is a kaktos, they are like a broken toaster that only makes burnt bread and never works right

My cousin is a kaktos. He got a D on his math test and forgot his birthday.

My friend said I was a kaktos when I dropped my phone in the toilet and spilled my drink.

My dog is a kaktos because he barked at the mailman and ate my homework.

You call someone a kaktos when they are always getting the worst of everything and never the good stuff

My brother is a kaktos. He got the last piece of cake and the first bad grade.

My teacher called me a kaktos because I got stuck in the rain and my pencil broke.

My dog is a kaktos. He chased the mailman and ate my shoes.

A kaktos is someone who lives like they are in a never-ending game of bad luck and constant disaster

My friend is a kaktos. He lost his keys, his phone, and his mind all in one day.

I told my mom she was a kaktos because her coffee spilled and her dog ate her sandwich.

My brother is a kaktos. He missed his bus, forgot his homework, and got a bad grade.