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The king of dongz. He’s got a skank ex who’s always screwing his friends. He’s got a six-pack, a laugh like a donkey, and he loves getting fucked in the ass. He’s trying to save the world but his friends keep roasting him.
Kakson just walked into the room and my brain exploded.
My ex is still with Kakson? That’s like being best friends with a cockroach.
Kakson told me he’d save the world if I stopped eating pizza.